I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
cum and done
someone’s been watching frozen
requested by the wonderful marina
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
i recant my earlier statement about joan being a bitch. shes cool now.
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